My friend Jean had this T-shirt on the other day. It took me a while to figure it out, but when I did, I had a hearty laugh! She bought it from threadless.com, a site where anyone can submit their design ideas and the “community” votes to decide which will be printed. The kids and girls versions of this funny shirt are printed on a limey green color called “grass”. Unfortunately for me, “Nothing rhymes with orange” is out of stock, but if enough people request a reprint, threadless will deliver. Come on people – let’s rally for a comeback!

$17 at threadless.com